Do you suppose cats are offended by the word "Pussy."
Let's put all child abusers in a locked room, give them 100 flame throwers and say, "Work it out." After which, the survivor would be convicted of arson.
I wonder if eccentric people have a web site to visit when they need a "Different drummer?"
Why hasn't anyone opened a women's clothing store and called it "Between Sizes?"
Is there a reason dogs take forever to go potty on the coldest nights?
I'm curious to know if, illegal aliens, upon reaching age 21, can drink legally?
Rather than "Living to fight another day," isn't it better to just get it over with right now?
I don't feel that having four stomachs is enough reason for cows to be so arrogant.
I think it's wonderful that dogs, who are chained to the back of a garage, will often "Bite the hand that feeds them."
Now that companies no longer put wringers on washing machines, what are people supposed to get their tit caught in?
If "Living well is the best revenge," I have to believe castration comes in a close second.
At what age do people stop having even "Dry" dreams?
If "A smile is your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day," you're gonna get soaked.
Even if given the flexibiity and dexterity of a dog, I choose to believe I still would not lick my own balls.
"If these walls could talk," it would help if they spoke English.
Having just returned from Orlndo, I believe "The Disney Dollar" is the strongest currency in the world.
If Hillary were to announce: "My top priority for Domestic Reform is divorcing Bill," I would look at her in a far more favorable light.
How about that?